The Software Bug

"You're out of your mind,"
they said with a shrug,
"The customer's happy -
what's one little bug?"

But he was determined,
the others went home.
He spread out the program,
deserted, alone.

The cleaning men came,
the whole room was cluttered,
with memory dumps, and oh,
how he muttered.

The mumbling got louder:
"Simple deduction;
I've got it, it's right,
just change one instruction."

It still wasn't perfect
as year followed year,
and strangers would comment:
"Is that guy still here?"

He died at the console
of hunger and thirst.
Next day he was buried,
face down, write tab first.

And the last bug in sight,
an ant passing by,
saluted his tombstone
and whispered, "nice try."

(author unknown)


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